The Real Petroleum Crisis

DEEP: Who cares that gas is over $4 a gallon. I'll pay whatever-the-heck the oil companies demand, because I am not willing to give up my Dodge Neon and I can't quit my other-side-of-the-county job.

DEEPER: But what's gonna happen when we stop drilling for oil and our supply of petroleum jelly, AKA Vaseline, runs out?



DEEPEST: Think about it!

Chapped lips everywhere. People won't be able to go skiing. Kids won't be able to roll around in the snow.

THIS is what the politicians and pundits should be debating, not OPEC.